Fiction vs Reality.
Today, I played soccer for the first time since I was 12, lol

It was so fucking great, though.

I played defense (cause my “stamina” or whatever the fuck you call that shit is terrible cause I’m not really in shape) and I kinda body-checked this lil Asian girl to get the ball, lol.

Then I body-checked this brolic lookin’ dude (and hurt my ankle!!!!) to get the ball.

Stopped two shots and whatnot. 

It was fun.

And, of course, I looked like a fool with my Man UTD shirt on (awwwww chyea!), black leggings, black shorts (that I haven’t worn since I was 12), and black shoes (not even proper ones, too; them shits you get at Stitches for, like, $14.99) and knee high blue, black, and grey polka-dot socks.

But we won, so that’s all that matters :D 

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