Fiction vs Reality.

I deleted :s someone was just watching my tumblr and pissing me off to no extent so away it went. I'll probably remake soon.

Anonymous

Awww, okay. Welp, when you do, inbox me so I can follow you, alright? :)

Today, I played soccer for the first time since I was 12, lol

Finally reading “Othello” in my Shakespeare class!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whenever I played SSBB, I would always be Kirby.

If not Kirby, then Pit or Meta Knight.

But Kirby’s my nigga.

“Start with straight shots and then pop bottles. Pour it on the models. Shut up, bitch, swallow! If yuh don’t swallow: shut up, bitch, garggle! Straight up out the water with my Marc Jacob goggles!”

Why am I still getting this “Missing E” message? Stop fucking harassing me, damnit. I’m not taking off the fucking thing, man. Piss off.

$wombatfractal: if the nazis had won we wouldn’t have to deal with these inferior expressions of genetics. Girl on the left got a full blown mustache and chin hair combo goin on that some guys can’t even grow like that.But her eyebrows are immaculate.$

wombatfractal:

if the nazis had won we wouldn’t have to deal with these inferior expressions of genetics.

Girl on the left got a full blown mustache and chin hair combo goin on that some guys can’t even grow like that.

But her eyebrows are immaculate.

irenigg:

crippledbypizza:

brah 4 lokos is childsplay

we gettin fucked up on sulfuric acid right now brah

really tho boy we out here and we confident and we anemic bitch ask about my breath *skoo* *nyoooooooom*

Meet the Brand New Guy…

nyeeeeaaaah:

Whenever I play a fighting game I just stay using the same move over and over again

And when I win niggas want to say I’m cheating but that’s just that loss fueled rage

But when somebody else uses my strategy against me

That’s cheating

I hate playing against people like you, man.

Trappin niggas in the corner of the screen.

Then usin the same fucking move every damn time…